Brooklyn Bowl London Presents
Mac Sabbath - Fast-Food Tribute To Black Sabbath
Elvana - Elvis-fronted Nirvana Tribute
Thursday, June 11th, 2015
Doors: 7:00 pm / Show: 8:00 pmBrooklyn Bowl London
This event is 18 and over
TICKET PRICES DO NOT INCLUDE BOOKING FEE.
ALL GENERAL ADMISSION TICKETS ARE STANDING ROOM ONLY.
Black Sabbath and Nirvana tributes might be enough on their own, but we wouldn’t stop there. MAC SABBATH combines McDonald’s an Black Sabbath, naturally, and ELVANA is the world’s finest Elvis front Nirvana tribute!https://www.brooklynbowl.com/event/838943/
But the time had come, he said, to bring drive-thru metal up from the “underground,” and he asked if I would consider becoming the manager of his band. I asked him what the act was called, and proclaimed with pride, “MAC SABBATH!” I barely had time to gather up what was left of my faux food before the restaurant’s manager, apparently annoyed both by the disheveled clown and the content of our conversation, came over and forcefully assisted us out onto the street. As we hit the sidewalk, I looked over at Ronald, watched him brush the dust of cold fries, sodium chloride and GMO remnants of my UN happy meal from his grease-smeared clown suit, and couldn’t help but think there was something special, perhaps even great, about the man. He invited me to one of these secret shows, and two nights later I was sitting in the basement of a fast food restaurant in the San Fernando Valley, my eyes and taste buds tingling to a new sensation. Drive-thru metal was real, and talk about a feast for the senses! Black Sabbath’s music, hilarious fast food lyrics, smoldering clown heads with laser eyes, a giant purple gumdrop bass player, and Tony Iommi with a giant cheeseburger head. I was confused, amazed, and dare I say it, can’t ever remember feeling so………happy! I told Ronald that yes, I would love to manage his band. It wasn’t going to be easy—nothing ever is with a disturbed clown and a band of Monsanto mutants who refuse to reveal their identities because they think they came here from a wormhole in space time direct from 1970. But whoever they are and however they got here, they’re here now and they’re ready, so pull up to the window and check your order, because I am proud to present the world’s newest concept in entertainment, the culinary disgrace that is MAC SABBATH!
Brooklyn Bowl London
London, United Kingdom, SE10 0DX